Over the past two years many of howiGit’s loyal readers have come to know our New York writer, J-Bone, pretty well. He makes sure to shoot me down and generally disagree with everything I say. He loves the likes of Eli Manning and Bartolo Colon, but our sports opinions aside, J-bone holds a special place in my heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. J-bone has officially found himself a lovely young lass who he will be marrying next month (Hi Miss Forde!). But while I’m generally against all marriages, there is reason to celebrate – J-bone is having himself a bachelor’s party this weekend, Las Vegas style. Needless to say, our Boston and New York writers will be MIA for a few days. This blog may or may not go on.
J-Bone, in typical J-Bone fashion, is having himself nothing short of 13 groomsmen, all of whom will be on deck for this shindig. We’re 
staying at the Hard Rock Las Vegas, in a pool villa suite (pictured above). A celebratory dinner Friday night at Charlie Palmers is on tap, followed Saturday night by a night spent at Vanity. Saturday night also happens to be the first night of DJ Pauly D’s residency at Vanity, following his recent signing with G-Unit.
It should be a highly silly, fist-pumping affair. So congrats J-bone, may you rest in peace.
I disagree I do not shoot you down on everything. And may god have mercy on everyones souls, shits gonna get weird.
OK only 98% of things. And yes, weird is an understatement.
I disagree with that 98 percent
Ohhh I get it. You’re being funny funny man.
i assume you agree with the weirdness %100 but the %98 argument only %98….did that make sense?
Hate you guys. 939 out.
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ohhhh you going to jaaaillll
daaaas raycess jbone