1. Heidi Watney – An Ode to Heidi

    November 17, 2011 by howiGit

    Heidi Watney  and howiGit

    I’ve long been a fan of NESN’s broadcast team, and Heidi Watney in particular. Sure, throw your hands up ladies and call me a pig. Yes, Heidi is a babe, but during her time here in Boston she also developed into a pretty damn good sideline reporter. She’s become very much a part of watching the Red Sox, and I don’t think she would have been hired here or in LA based solely on her looks…. Ok, well maybe in LA. Regardless, she’s a big part of the telecast experience and she’s nice to look at – is that such a crime?

    All of this aside, Heidi owns a special place in my heart. Earlier this year, some animals (that also happen to be my roommates) cruelly implied that Heidi had no time in her life for me – the average Boston sports fan. A bit of a campaign ensued, and I was finally able to connect with Heidi through the Twittersphere, where she invited me to come find her at a game. I did, and she was very gracious in taking a picture with me. Crush complete.

    When I heard the news that Heidi would be leaving Boston yesterday, it hit me pretty hard. As I typically communicate with my crushes via poetry, my heart began to spill onto the page.

    Heidi oh Heidi, why must you leave?
    Leaving me all alone, wiping my tears on my sleeve.

    You entered each broadcast, with the perfect ebb and flow,
    Keeping New England viewers, very much in the know.

    You dated Jason Varitek, which made me quite sad,
    But then you’d come back on TV with that smile, and I couldn’t stay mad.

    I still remember the day, when you tweeted at me
    And I jumped around my apartment, celebrating with glee

    Those golden days are behind us now, and you’re off to LA,
    I just hope that your boy Kobe treats you OK.

    Heidi Watney

    How depressing. Best of luck in Los Angeles, Miss Watney.

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  2. Jon Lester Backs Me Up

    October 18, 2011 by howiGit

    Jon Lester Terry Francona

    In the aftermath of the Red Sox September collapse and the subsequent cleaning of house that has already begun, I’ve been pleased to see that several people within the Red Sox organization have been very vocal in defending the organization. There’s no doubt that the media is having a field day with this one, and many of the voices I’ve wanted to hear from have since surfaced; Terry Francona, Theo Epstein, Dustin Pedroia, David Ortiz, Heidi Watney, John Henry and now Jon Lester. Lester’s voice has been amongst the most important, as he’s one of the players being dubbed as a delinquent fried chicken eating and beer guzzling asshole. In a rare move, Lester directly contacted several Boston area media outlets yesterday to tell his side of the story – one that directly reflects the sentiments I’ve been sharing all along, and one that reflects the feedback we’ve heard from the others who have already spoken.

    On food and drink being clubhouse commonplace – and not the issue:

    Jon Lester, October 17, 2011 – “Did we drink an occasional beer? Yes. Did it affect our performance in September? No. This stuff has been going on long before September, and not only in this clubhouse, but 29 other clubhouses too. We ordered fried chicken maybe three times in six months. Other guys who were not playing that day would come in and have a bite to eat. This sort of thing has happened for 100 years. I’ve been trying to say that all day. This is not something new. We didn’t invent rally beers. Babe Ruth was smoking cigars and eating hotdogs in between at-bats.”

    howiGit, October 13, 2011 – “I personally work in an office that encourages beer, friend chicken, and ping-pong - and I can tell you that it’s not an issue – in fact, it likely improves job performance among most employees. The issue is not these freedoms, it’s when they’re taken for granted. Look in the majority of the clubhouses in major league baseball and I bet you find plenty of beer and video games.”

    On searching for a scapegoat:

    Jon Lester, October 17, 2011 – “But what people are trying to do is a witch hunt. They’re looking for any reason to basically tear somebody’s head off because we lost, and people right now are saying it’s because we did this. I’m not shying away from saying I did it. I admit it, and I’m sure the other guys would say it too. In 2004 those guys were celebrated as ‘The Idiots’ and they were drinking shots. What’s the difference? They won and we lost, so we’re devils, we’re bad people.”

    howiGit, October 13, 2011 – “And while Hohler’s article certainly touches on many questionable behaviors throughout the Red Sox organization this past season, I think it’s time everyone takes a step back and swallows this article for what it is – an attempt to find a scapegoat. In other words, Hohler set out to point out the negatives – not to provide an accurate assessment of why things didn’t work out for the Sox. And while Hohler spent plenty of time detailing ‘what went wrong,’ I think he missed the point.”

    On whose fault the collapse was:

    Jon Lester, October 17, 2011 – “This was not a frat party. This was not mayhem with guys going every which way, not answering to anybody. That was not the case at all. When all is said and done, none of this was Tito’s fault, or Theo (Epstein)’s fault, or the fault of Larry Lucchino or John Henry or Tom Werner. It was not the trainer, Mike Reinold, or (assistant trainers) Greg Barajas or Masai (Takahashi) or (strength coach) Dave Page. It was not their fault. It was our fault. That’s the message I’m trying to get across. It’s not about beers, it’s not about Tito, it’s not whether there were no rules, it’s not anything. It’s performance. And we didn’t do it. I’m not making excuses for what we did. I’m owning up to what I did. But I can honestly tell you that I was prepared every five days — and so were the other guys — to go out and perform. We were physically prepared to perform. But I stunk, plain and simple. I’m not going to shy away from that. I stunk. But we lost because we did not play good baseball. We did not execute Boston Red Sox good baseball.”

    howiGit, October 13, 2011 – “The Globe got it wrong this time – it’s not the beer or the video games’ fault. It’s the players that should be held accountable for their own inability to perform.”

    On chipped shoulders:

    Jon Lester, October 17, 2011 – “I think a lot of guys are going to have chips on their shoulder next spring, there will be an urgency, they want to prove people wrong. We still care about each other, we care about winning. That’s the main issue I’m trying to express. We care. We want to win. We want to be professional. We’re all still good guys, regardless of what the public thinks of us.”

    howiGit, October 14, 2011 – “Chipped shoulders – The guys that do remain from the 2011 team (and their will be plenty of them) will play next season with a chip on their shoulder. Most of the “problem” guys should land elsewhere. There is no way than anyone involved in this collapse will forget it – you better believe they’ll be playing with some extra fire to avenge what happened. In my eyes, that’s a very dangerous X-factor. You better believe Jonathan Papelbon wants that ball back in his hand if he sticks around – that attitude coupled with talent can be scary.”

    The point of this all this that while the Red Sox undoubtedly had some issues, the picture being painted of them in the media is a deliberate attempt to find something, anything but the players’ performance to blame this collapse on. I think so, Lester thinks so, Pedroia thinks so, Ortiz, Henry, and my girl Heidi think so.

    Want something new to think about with regards to the Red Sox? Think about how bad Jonathan Papelbon must feel now given the Francona / Epstein fallout. If he hadn’t blown that final save when he needed only one more out, this whole fiasco might have been avoided – and who knows where the Sox would be this late in October.

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  3. NESN vs YES Network Commentators

    August 4, 2011 by howiGit

    Don Orsillo Jerry Remy

    By Geoff Roberts, howiGit Founder and Managing Editor, Boston, MA & Jimmy Cunningham, howiGit New York Writer, Manhattan, NY

    I must start by saying Damnnnnn Jacoby Ellsbury, you are making me look good. Now that we’ve gotten that over with…

    As I sat watching the Sox on NESN a few nights back I found myself playing closer attention than usual to the commentary of Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo, the duo that has long delivered Red Sox telecasts into homes throughout New England. As I pondered the Rem Dawg and “Announcer Boy” (a nickname given to Orsillo by Tim Wakefield), my thoughts shifted to their contemporaries over on the YES network. As I don’t get the YES network, I realized that I had very little knowledge of the folks responsible for bringing Yankees games to all those New Yorkers who aren’t wise enough to be Mets fans. An article was soon a-brewing. Here you will find my take on the Red Sox commentators as well as out New York writer’s take on the Yankees crew. Without further adieu…

    NESN

    I’m not going to sit here and proclaim Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo to be the best commentators in the history of sports (their not), but I will say that I genuinely enjoy this tandem, day in and day out. They’ve been on the air together since 2001 when Orsillo joined the broadcast, with Remy’s tenure going back to 1988. Don Orsillo does the play by play, which he does more than adequately. He looks like a pretty boring middle aged man with a receding hairline, and his voice is not particularly unique, but he navigates the ship well. He’s a homer of course, but I like his delivery – rather than being over the top in his praise, you can simply tell that he’s just as invested and is yearning for a Sox win as much as you are. While Remy gets most of the attention, I bet you Orsillo would be a blast to have a beer with.

    Remy, on the other hand, is a former player and the color man. He has a very unique voice, and certainly brings a perspective that only a former player can bring. He’s a business man as well within the community – he’s Boston’s best shot at Jay-Z (only half kidding). A lot of people say Remy is a hate him or love him type of guy, and I see that – but he works for me.

    All in all, these guys are better together than they are apart. They have phenominal in booth chemistry, with Remy constantly poking fun at a then self-depracating Orsillo. They openly root for the Sox, openly joke around, and quite often find themselves in hysterics to the point that they can’t speak. To me, this only adds to my enjoyment of the game. I think that most NESN viewers feel as though they’ve developed a personal relationship with this tandem over the years, which to me is the sign of a great tandem.

    Oh, and let’s not forget Heidi Watney. She’s beautiful, she’s damn good at her on-field job, and she puts up with annoying fans such as myself.

    YES Network

    The Yankees Entertainment and Sports network does not employ an announcer tandem but instead has one main play-by-play guy, Michael Kay, and a platoon of former players performing color commentary. I am not a big fan of Michael Kay, and I really have no idea why. He is the type of guy that is very nice, means well but you just don’t want to hang out with him. His “There it gooooeeees…see ya!” home run call is not very imaginative and little nerdy, but it does catch your ear if the TV is on in the other room. I can not listen to his radio show – he may actually be worse then Mike Francesa – but I don’t mind listening to him 100 times every summer.

    The group of former players that perform the color commentary with Michael Kay are Ken Singleton, Paul O’Neill, David Cone, Al Leiter, and John Flaherty. There is usually just one other guy in the booth with Kay or occasionally they put together a three man team. Ken Singleton does the play by play when Kay is not there, and I actually prefer him over Kay. Singleton has a smooth voice, never gets too excited, and usually has interesting insight. The four former Yankees do a pretty good job. All four know what they are talking about after their almost 70 years of combined mlb experience. Of the four O’Neill is probably my favorite. Known almost as a grouch when he played for the Yankees championship teams of the 90′s, he has become a goofball in the announcement booth. Cone and Leiter love to show off the different grips that pitchers use and tend to have a pretty good grasp on what is going on in the pitchers head. As most catchers do, Flaherty knows the game very well. Overall the Yankee broadcast team does gets a B or B+, grades that I rarely saw in college. I can’t complain too much about what they do, but if Michael Kay were to leave I don’t think I would be longing for his voice when the new guy took his place.

    We’re looking for your opinions as well, so please weigh in.

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  4. Heidi Watney, You’re a Doll

    April 13, 2011 by howiGit

    howiGit and Heidi Watney

    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, dreams can come true. Unicorns, sugar plum fairies, Charlie Sheen’s dignity, and pictures of me with Heidi Watney? All real. At least I’m photogenic, right?

    This is what you get when you take 3/4 of a cup of bored blogger, 1 cup of Red Sox vs. Rays, and mix it with doubting roommates until a bet emerges. HowiGit’s blog 1, roommates 0. Thank you to Heidi Watney for being a good sport and staying true to her tweets — shes’s one of the few who does these days (such crazy times we live in). Thank you also to the curly haired man who I assume was NESN’s producer, for not strangling me when I decided to show up on camera waving behind Heidi as she spoke to all the NESN viewers. These two get major kudos in my book for being agreeable to the antics of sad souls such as myself.

    So how did it all happen? It took about 3 innings of usher-evading, at which point I landed myself in the front row beside the press box boarding on the visitor’s dugout. The press box is about 5 feet below the front row, and Heidi was 5 or 6 people away attentively keeping score (does she really need to do that?). I was able to grab the attention of one of the NESN cameramen, who removed his headset just in time to hear me mumble, “Can you get Heidi for me? She said she’d take a picture with me on Twitter.” This cameraman found this highly amusing, but relayed my message through the NESN box until it reached Heidi. Our eyes met for one beautiful moment, I fought the fainty-naseau that surged in my stomach, and she pointed me to a front row seat directly behind her. In between the next inning, I fought my way down there and had another gentlemen in the front row snap this pic – hence the awkward angle. What a great pic. What a great gal. Thank you again, Heidi, for being game.

    In the midst of the Heidi-Geoff debocle, a baseball game was being played. A pitching duel of sorts, with great games thrown by both David Price and Jon Lester. The resulting 3-2 loss was tough, especially coupled with the pitiful 9th inning at-bats of Jacoby Ellsbury and JD Drew. Lester has to be pissed — after excellent starts his last two games out, his record stands at 0-1.

    Other observations from my first game of the year:

    1) Carl Crawford just looks like an athlete. And a good one. I have no doubts that he’ll turn it on.

    2) Dustin Pedroia looks as small, wiry, and bald as ever. How this guy hits with the power he does I’ll never know.

    3) I’ll take Dustin Pedroia defensively over any second baseman in the game. His defense this year has been remarkable – I’ve never seen a player make as consistently good throws when moving away from first first base and throwing off of one foot.

    4) Bobby Jenks looks large and ridiculous with his dyed blond goatee. He did pitch one hell of an eighth inning though.

    5) The three new HD signboards installed in Fenway are awesome – they’re the best I’ve ever seen. Great move by the Sox.

    6) Adrian Gonzalez has very black, very shiny slicked back hair. He must use Pantene Pro V.

    7) I hate the general populous of the people who sit in the premo seats in the first few rows surrounding the dugouts. These types with their air of entitlement should be banned from Fenway.

    Last night was a good night. A note to Red Sox fans — there’s nothing like a television cameo and a picture with Heidi Watney to pick you up after a loss.

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  5. When will the Red Sox Reach .500?

    April 12, 2011 by howiGit

    Heidi Watney

    One day after Josh Beckett showed us that he’s planning on showing up in 2011, Daisuke Matsuzaka showed us that he’s not – to the tune of 8 hits and 7 earned runs in 2 innings. The resulting 16-5 loss was pretty much pitiful.

    That’s all OK though, because tonight I’ll be attending my first game of the year, weather depending, and I bought some more tickets for later in the season this morning. Tonight I’ll make my first attempt at the Heidi Watney bet-winning rendez-vous that she so graciously agreed to via Twitter. Should be fun, with John Lester facing David Price.

    That said, the Red Sox still reside in the AL East’s basement along with the Rays at 2-8, making tonight’s game a battle for last place supremacy. The Orioles, at 6-3, still lead the division. This in mind, my question to you is this; when will the Red Sox officially reach the .500 mark? Comment with your guess. I’m gonna put my money on May 5.

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  6. Heidi Watney Comes Through!

    April 7, 2011 by howiGit
    Ladies and gentleman, thanks to the combined efforts of howiGit, Thalia Bardell, Jerry Remy, and The Dirty Water News, Heidi Watney tweeted directly back at me promising the photo opp that I so badly needed. Pretty soon this bet will be won. Thanks, Heidi, for being a good sport! See the Tweet below:
    Heidi Watney
    @howiGit @dirtywaternews Come find me at the park and I will be happy to take a picture with you.
    I’ll be at the game on Tuesday for my photo opp. Who says Twitter is useless?
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  7. howiGit’s 2011 Masters Favorites

    by howiGit

    Masters Augusta National

    The 2011 Masters kicks off today at Augusta National, meaning that today is an exceptional day by default. The Masters is my second favorite golf tournament after the Open Championship, which I think echoes the sentiments of most of the world’s best players. That said, the Masters represents the beginning of the golf season for those of us who spend the winter blanketed in snow, the beckoning of spring, and our first real chance to see the stars of the game duke it out with a major on the line. It’s the event that I get most excited about watching for sure.

    Now Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson are entering the tournament as the favorites in Vegas — big surprise. That said, any prediction that I make pertaining to these two is not going to be much of a shocker, so I’ll start with these guys.

    Tiger Woods — I’d expect Tiger, still at 8-1 favorite to win the event despite his struggles, to surprise. I think Tiger will go out and throw something pretty impressive on the board in round one — I’m talking a 68 or maybe even a 67. I think everyone will go nuts, but Tiger will eventually fade in the later rounds.

    Phil Mickelson — I think Phil’s going to win this thing. Sure, he won last week and is clearly playing great. But I don’t think that helped his chances, it only puts more pressure on him. Regardless, Phil’s performance at the Masters last year screamed “commanding.” The guy has a special place in his heart for Augusta, knows how to play the course, and clearly can kick it up into a 6th gear around this track. I’d look for him to join Tiger, Jack, and Arnold as the only 4-time Masters champions.

    There are plenty of other names to watch this week, as the underlying story in this tournament is that 6 different golfers can take over the #1 spot in the World Rankings with a victory. These players include Martin Kaymer, Lee Westwood, Phil, Luke Donald, Graeme McDowell, and Tiger Woods. In other words, parity is back in golf, which the public hates. Of that group I’d look for Westwood to compete — he narrowly avoided a plane crash earlier this week and I’m guessing he’s feeling lucky. For sleepers I’d go with Ryan Moore, Fred Couples, Henrik Stenson, and Nick Watney (cousin of Heidi Watney – I started tweeting at her yesterday). Butch Harmon, former coach of Tiger Woods and the current coach of Nick Watney and Phil Mickelson, seems to be particularly keen on Watney’s chances this week. While Butch is known for being a bit of a homer, he does have a pretty damn good track record of producing Masters champions (Tiger hasn’t won one since he split with Butch) and Watney’s game suites the course. I’ll be rooting for him.

    Like this year’s Final Four tournament, no one knows what will happen this time ’round Augusta. It should be fun.

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  8. Heidi Watney — Help Me Win a Bet!

    April 6, 2011 by howiGit

    Heidi Watney

    Dear Heidi Watney,

    So here is the scoop. I write this Boston Sports Blog called howiGit, where we talk about the Red Sox a whole bunch. I’ve been doing this blog thing for a while now, and I’ve been thinking about the goals for my blog this upcoming year. Initial ideas included 1) Have the blog pay for my rent, and 2) Interview Jalen Rose. Then I realized that nobody wants to pay for ad space on this blog and Jalen Rose has been a bit distracted elsewhere as of late (see DUI and Fab Five Documentary). So it all comes down to this…

    My roommates don’t think that you care about me.

    Bastards! How could they think such a thing? This in mind, I win a bet with my roommates if you take a picture with me. That’ll be enough to show them that, hey, Heidi does have time for Geoff. Time for the little guy. After all, we all have humble beginnings, right? This means that I’ll be coming to Fenway, I’ll be tweeting at you, and I’ll be blogging to you — anything I need to do to get your attention and get myself one measly pic.

    It’s just to win a bet, so can you help a brotha out? I even happen to have a lady friend, so you don’t need to worry about me creepin’. All I want is that pic.

    Feel free to drop me a tweet @howiGit, email me at geoff@howiGit.com, or leave a comment. If I don’t hear from you, well, that’d be a damn shame. I’ll be at my first game of the season April 12th vs Tampa – I’m guessing you’ve got seats as well?

    -howiGit

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